WITH YOU, I BREATHE: A forty day yoga column
#33 A joke? A joke!
Last night, a friend told me about a former boss. He said, That lady was such a hard ass.
I’m not a hard ass, I said and frowned. I’m the opposite of a hard ass.
Zoë, what’s even the opposite of a hard ass? A soft ass?
I paused and said, The opposite of a hard ass is a yoga butt. I’m a yoga butt.