A joke? A joke!

WITH YOU, I BREATHE: A forty day yoga column

#33 A joke? A joke!

Last night, a friend told me about a former boss. He said, That lady was such a hard ass.

I’m not a hard ass, I said and frowned. I’m the opposite of a hard ass.

Zoë, what’s even the opposite of a hard ass? A soft ass?

I paused and said, The opposite of a hard ass is a yoga butt. I’m a yoga butt.

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